Last night i was planning to have a quiet one.....NEK MINUTEEEE! Naa wasnt that big we all watched some shit movie in the movie room like legit movie room where you all get your own bed. I fell asleep 20 minutes in think i was talking and farting in my sleep cause everyone had a good old giggle when i woke up. Met a heap more people and this funny American dude who was like do you want to come for acouple of drinks with us and im like yehh im down for that wont say no homie. hes like sweet man meet down stairs in the lobby in 10 im like no worries BROOOO! (my american lingo is pretty good) Get down there and hes the only one there and hes like alright lets go turns out he stiffled me into a date! next thing i know where at yankee doodles this really cool bar/restuarant/gaming lounge/nightclub place playing pool drinking beer and eating chicken wings... This dudes paying for everything and i cant even remember his fucking name! But hes trying to be an actor got the whole life story you know how it is. Talking about our lives.......GAY!@! We end up going for a walk on the beach real romantic wasnt too bad but i couldnt stop thinking about the pegeons id watched today humping each other..... Have you ever seen pegeons try and hump its pretty funny and weird at the same time. well at least thats what i think they were doing i dont think thats how they mate but one was definitely trying to get ontop of the other and it looked like it was thrusting the other one! So this guys getting all romancy telling me im a beutiful and all that jazz (pretty standard really) but im just looking at him like a stunned mullet thinking about these damn pigeons. Anyway today i get this knock at the door 2pm open the door and hes standing there i almost screamed. Wanted me to come smoke some weed but i declined said i needed to scrub my back (first thing that popped into my head) because it was super dirty needs a gooooood scrubbing!
I mean super nice guy! But i can feel a stage 6 clinger coming on! AMerican dudes are frothin on the M.Dog by the way!
Anyway i just got back from a ballet class down town. Dance Doctor the place is called. Some crazy russian man took the class he was really funny but mainly crazy. Most of the exercises seemed legit but there were acouple i was like uhhhhh this isnt ballet and your using the wrong terminology but i wasnt about to tell this crazy loon that he was wrong. Going back tomoz for a hip hop class if i wake up in time. Got another pub crawl tonight im just about to go sneak some beers in and wake up my roomies and get em ready!
Later Skaterz
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